The General
Senior Producer - The Morning Show
Ian became known as The General very early on in his "career"... he wanted the ladies to call him Snickers.... because "Snickers Really Satisfies"... but that clearly was false advertising... he suggested Milk... because "Milk Does A Body Good"... but again, strangely, no...
so it became The General, like General MacArthur see... it's all very underwhelming, I know, but how else do you start a bio? Huh? I say just use the one from my A.Y. Jackson yearbook, 1985... and while we're at it, use the photo too... hockey-hair and all... not much has changed anyway... except that where I used to be thick, I am now thin... and where I used to be thin, I am now thick... and neither one is in the good way... but who cares, I've got a beautiful wife that loves me (she drinks), and three incredible children (no relation), so hey, enjoy the rest of the website... I'll be out back at the BBQ caramelizing (burning) some chicken and grilling up some fine, marbled (fatty) steaks with the neighbours here in L.A. (Lower Ajax). Cheers!
